Chink BOYS

went out for dinner with the 'took my own leave' psycho, but we both ended up with another of my friends (and her friends) for the whole night.

we had jolly good fun. dancing, drinking increasingly alcoholic drinks (Stan the Man calls it 'foreplay until you reach the real thing'-cheeky bastard).

and had great fun alternatively flirting, and shocking the boys :D yesh, one of them was Bachelor no. 32. apparently my friend knows him in person. he's so young, and rather shy, which makes shocking him absolutely hilarious. especially when he starts sputtering cos he's trying to salvage his 'cool-ness'. it was terribly cute.

it was really fun. maybe because none of them are chinks.

i give up on chink boys.

see, psycho (as usual, being the ah beng magnet) had a bunch of chink boys trying to pick her up.

picture this scenario:

a bunch of losers, dressed in work clothes, in a hiphop club scene, cruising along the bar trying desperately to look cool and rich, sipping WINE (wtf?) watching some really naughty dancing. checks out the jap-looking girl with nicely huge tits doing her thing on the dance floor with her girlfriends. she goes to the bar to talk to her other friend, and grab an ice cube to wet her parched throat. her friends follow.

having watched her half the night, chink boys try 'languidly' to come up to her. the oldest of them, and maybe the richest, points out to the better-looking one of them (if tallish, scary-white, bespectacled, and longish-haired be called good-looking), saying that he's really interested in her and would like to know her name.

her friend watches with increasing disbelief on her face, thinking:
OOOOO u're SOOOOO in for it, boy.

1) if u see a chink girl dancing with a bunch of machas/ bhais... u better have a REALLY good pick up line, and the confidence/ charm/ self-deprecating humour (at least) to pull it off. cos trust me, darker-skinned people are confident. darker-skinned people are cool-er and are more fun to club with than you.

2) that girl there is an elitist snob, you've no idea what you've gotten into.

3) have the balls to approach her yourself, else she'd crush you.

4) she's hot. she knows she's hot. and what makes you think you can send your lame-o wingman over with some lame-o excuse and expect her, or her friend to start giggling in lust and hand over everything (name, IC no., mobile no., vital stats, address, etc.)? she's a woman. she ain't no girly girl you can twist around your lil finger.

5) you're so fucked :P

her friend was right. she exchanged one look with her friend, then said: who wants my name? that one ar? why don't he ask me himself? ok, ask him to dance first, then i'll give him my name... OOOOO....

her friend laughed out loud. as the guy sputterred and gave some more lame excuse, both watched the tallish guy skunk to one corner and move away, mouthing "snob". well, waddya expect? as she gave his friend her name, he came back bringing his other guy friend and approached her friend.

her friend thinks: WRONG move, boy. have you never learnt about John Nash? or watched "A Beautiful Mind"? No girl likes to be second best. and having watched her friend embarrass you, what makes you think she'd give a loser like you the time of evening?

her friend gave him her name, then promptly ignored him and went off to dance. yes, so cruel. who fuck cares? he THINKS he's hot. both women KNOW they're hot.

so what if they're barristers?

take out a whole wad of cash to buy yourself and your friends a drink. what, no wallet? what, you think we'll change our minds about u? how pathetic.

chink men seriously need to grow some balls. chink mothers need to pamper their sons a bit less. stop taking themselves too seriously.

it's really pathetic to take half a night to develop half a COLLECTIVE ball in the first place, even more pathetic to try to show yourself off as rich, and even more so to think you can use one girl against another. they did the dirty dancing together. what makes you think you're so hot you'd make one change her mind about another? when she ignored you in the first place. terribly S.A.D.

granted there are precious few rarities among chink men. the common denominator in chink men like these are that, a) they have a different upbringing and/ or have friends of different races. b) they have been overseas and back.

now these are few and far in between. perhaps because they all decided to STAY overseas, and marry a non-chink girl (if they're lucky).

Chink boys think that the hot chink girls go out with other races cos they're richer, cool-er, or have a larger and longer dong. well, maybe. but the main reason is because they treat girls (at least when dating) better. and they are more charming. and more self-deprecating. and they have BALLS. not the size of the dong, darling. it's the size of the BALLS (figuratively speaking) that counts.

yes, i'm an elitist snob. yes, i'm mean to my own race. unfortunately, it's true. gonad-less, spine-less worms are a terribly pathetic bore. especially when they think they're so hot, they treat you like you're less human then they are, and expect you to worship them just because they have a penis. how'd u expect me to breed with a lesser creature who thinks he's better than me, mom?