My 200th Blog!! and Orgasm-Enablers...
short blog.
my 200th blog on blogspot, waddya know :)
today at lunch, my boss made an interesting remark.
he mentioned it in relation to objective reality. something about how we control our destinies, etc. lazy to talk about that la. go google it up :) very abstract kinda stuff. it's a thinking that basically renders all major religions in the world irrelevant. :) also something to do with the Black Swan, whereby by the time we reach 15, and/or have had our first sexual experience, we normally would not experience any new experiences.
all our experiences would be repetitive of old ones, that fall into a certain pattern within the filters of our minds.
it's not something new. i've read this before when i was studying psychology textbooks in uni. i happen to find psychology a fascinating subject.
then he says something that possibly stunned my other very conservative, chinese-ed colleagues:
.... therefore, an intelligent man would choose to stay monogamous, since it saves him the hassle of meeting and getting to know new sexual partners. because he knows that new lovers are actually repetitive of old ones. every sexual experience is similar. what's different is how he perceives it in his own mind. the woman is merely an orgasm-enabler.
LoL..... in my mind, i was thinking: hell, yeah.... a hole is a hole is a hole. whether it be yellow, brown, black, white, etc., of a hand, a jacuzzi, or a glory-hole. front-end, rear-end, makes no difference.
but still, to hear this from a MAN. HAHAHAHAHA.... i burst out laughing for a second. i couldn't help it. but of course, i quickly stopped myself. lest my boss finds my laughter too unbecoming :)
*wicked grin*...... i wonder what my guy friends would say about that. orgasm-enabler, indeed....
my 200th blog on blogspot, waddya know :)
today at lunch, my boss made an interesting remark.
he mentioned it in relation to objective reality. something about how we control our destinies, etc. lazy to talk about that la. go google it up :) very abstract kinda stuff. it's a thinking that basically renders all major religions in the world irrelevant. :) also something to do with the Black Swan, whereby by the time we reach 15, and/or have had our first sexual experience, we normally would not experience any new experiences.
all our experiences would be repetitive of old ones, that fall into a certain pattern within the filters of our minds.
it's not something new. i've read this before when i was studying psychology textbooks in uni. i happen to find psychology a fascinating subject.
then he says something that possibly stunned my other very conservative, chinese-ed colleagues:
.... therefore, an intelligent man would choose to stay monogamous, since it saves him the hassle of meeting and getting to know new sexual partners. because he knows that new lovers are actually repetitive of old ones. every sexual experience is similar. what's different is how he perceives it in his own mind. the woman is merely an orgasm-enabler.
LoL..... in my mind, i was thinking: hell, yeah.... a hole is a hole is a hole. whether it be yellow, brown, black, white, etc., of a hand, a jacuzzi, or a glory-hole. front-end, rear-end, makes no difference.
but still, to hear this from a MAN. HAHAHAHAHA.... i burst out laughing for a second. i couldn't help it. but of course, i quickly stopped myself. lest my boss finds my laughter too unbecoming :)
*wicked grin*...... i wonder what my guy friends would say about that. orgasm-enabler, indeed....
3 comments:
prob explains everthing about men, sex and relationships doesnt it? not so much 'love' but 'convenient'.
i shall then view men as credit enabler. cash, palstic, gold bullion, doesnt matter. as long as there is purchasing power. muahahaha!
or aluminum step ladder replacement. as long as he reaches the top shelf he's of some use.
Dida..did you accidentally hit yourself on the head with the psychology textbook? which was it? Understanding Human Behavior? That's probably the thickest..
It's not funny and neither is it legit..holes come in sizes okay.. Therefore a hole is not just a hole..
psycho: yes!! ker-ching enabler. lawn mower replacement :P bonds, baby, bonds.
sarah c.: i'd appreciate it if u didn't reveal who i was on a public domain. i use a pseudonym for a reason.
and if u can't figure out the humour in the statement, i don't really care :)
holes may come in sizes for difference in PLEASURE. not for difference in PURPOSE. the purpose is to stick equipment A into equipment B. don't matter what equipment B is, so long as the function is there.
hence, men stick their dingdongs into holes in jacuzzis, or the holes that their hands make, or the back hole, or a peanut butter jar, or a gloryhole.
ask a man, any man, and u'd hear all kinds of horror stories about men sticking their thingamajig where they weren't supposed to.
that also explains how a penile fracture happens.
go google it if u don't believe me.
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