You got me at hello...?

You got me at hello...?

Got this from the Rabid Wombat :D Hilarious!! 'sides, had had a 'sad, misguided boy' question me about fuckbuddies, anyway :) I say, Rabidus, I should've read your post earlier! :p

The Evolution of Hello

FriendFriend

Apparently, this is real friendship. No feelings, just friends. No sex either. The true platonic.

Other notes:
Platonic: Platonic love in its modern sense is an affectionate relationship into which the sexual element does not enter, especially in cases where one might easily assume otherwise.
Not to be mistaken with:
Plutonic: irruptive: of igneous rock that has solidified beneath the earth's surface; granite or diorite or gabbro

FriendFriendInfinity

He/She may be hot, sexy and drunk but NO TOUCHY!! Friendfriend already.Women though, can change this status at at their whims and fancy. Women ONLY!
- Only because they cant really make up their minds -

Not Friend

The "I no want friend you anymore" relationship
Coining the term: Bubonic friendship

Friend

This kinda friendship is the best. You can flirt with intent, you can flirt with NO intent. Sex, with NO intent or feelings.
-sex part could be wrong, pending ladies approval-

Friend with PERKS

Dating with no strings attached. Sex, hugs and sleepovers with no guilt. Can see other people. Women NOT calling the shots
AKA: Fuckbuddy

Friendboy / Friendgirl

This is kira (considered) dating. Sex-No sex depends on woman's mood. Those free sex days for you men, are sadly OVER.
-Women start calling the shots-

Girlfriend/Boyfriend

This one serious stage lah. Man dumb to whack hook, line and sinker.
See now, man:
i) is slave to woman.
ii) needs to beg 4 sex
iii) cleans and cooks

Marriage

Woman Stupid, got married. Sex still depends on woman's mood though. Woman cooks and cleans but gets to spend and dictate finances especially MAN's expenses. Man still at losing end.
Revenge: Get woman pregnant. Both of you suffer

LOL... RW, u basket....! :D