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A couple of weeks back, Sharon asked me if I really wanted a de-fuzz-ment of the Netherlands, and I said: Sure! Why not? Yeah, I think I do. To which she replied: You're sure ah? Cos I can transfer mine to you. Since mine was a buy one free one package. And you can come with me, because I want to do my manicure and lash extension anyway. The package has to be redeemed by this month.
So we decided to go to Strip today for the redemption of packages.
This was what happened this afternoon when I msn-ed Sharon to reconfirm plans (recalled to effect, not recalled verbatim):
Me: I went for that Indo massage I was telling you about with Anne. WAHHH... damn painful man! Buang angin massage. 2 hours. But damn worth it for RM25. Anne say I siao, yesterday went for massage, today go defuzzing. She say I like pain :p
Sharon: U silly dingbat, such a sucker for pain
Hurhurhur.... yeah, I guess so.
What happened? Well, like I said in my previous post, I guess there are some ppl I know who'd love to be in the beauty consultant's shoes. Haha... I'm a defuzzing virgin, but honestly, I thought the massage hurt more. This was just a temporary pain. The pain of the massage lasted longer! It's still hurtin' :p The consultant was very good, though. She asked 'All off?' And when I said, 'Yup.' She proceeded with:'Have you done this before?' And when I said no, she proceeded to explain the procedure to me. She even asked: 'How is your threshold for pain?' I told her I'd never tried, so I wouldn't know. She was very quick, and quite gentle. 'Temperature ok for you?' Fine. 'Ok.' Quick spread, pasting of cloth, 'Breathe in. Breathe out.' Strip! And it was off. She looked up and said:'Your pain threshold: not bad. Some would have screamed by now. This is the most painful.' Uhhh... ok, lady, you didn't go for indo massage with slightly sadistic old auntie. Hehehe... This is nothing in comparison to that! Strangely enough, the posterior region didn't hurt as much as the anterior! I wonder why men are so squirmish about their backside? Hmm.... makes one wonder.
Yup, so in conclusion: I feel like a pre-pubescent now :p I've not been fuzz-less for more than 10 years? Next time, I should go for purrrtie patterns.... at least got something lah. She said to go back in a month :p Erkk... don't think so. It's expensive lah :p Besides, I'm a sucker for pain, no? :p Satisfaction ;)
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u know what i initially read Sharon's offer of 'you sure ah? cos i can transfer mine to you'? I thought she meant she would transfer her pubic hair to you, and that's when i went 'huh? was that a joke?' then I realised she was talking about the de-fuzzing TREATMENT PACKAGE.
yerdeh:LOL....i was a bit puzzled too!
dida:i think our threshold quite high..considering i used to endure 24 hr period pains WITHOUT painkillers.but since i've become druggie, mayb threshold lowered.
so now u'r as smooth as a baby's bum.hehe...dun go checking urself out too often eh? ;) but i shudder to think abt d re-growth...gud luck,man.
guys, i wasn't confused with the transfer thingy... i didn't even know what defuzzing was!!! after reading the last paragraph twice then i got it.
dida, you are sick. go get a tattoo or something! why would you want to defuzz????????????
grosss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:D i think i shocked shay to speechlessness!!!
shay: when dida gets stressed, she does weird things :p eh!! i wanna get a tattoo! actually i want 3. and i want a navel (and maybe tongue) piercing too :p u got a cuzzie who's a tattoo artist, right? :) must go check him out soon. :p
bren & davi: yeah yeah.... i couldn't exactly write in a straightforward manner. might shock even more ppl (poor shay) :p and bren, i know, that's nothing compared to menstrual cramps. siao. yes, completely off. it feels and looks weird. but no lah, i dont check it out often :p i'm wondering about re-growth too :p
actually i know a few girls who went for this and they say they preferred it. more hygienic or something, i dunno. maybe, for me, since i bleed like a wounded animal for almost a week
yeah,probly more hygienic...but re-growth sux big time! on my legs itchy enuf,i can't bear to think abt it itching n poking lk mad der. :P
oh shit :p errr.... me never wax before mahhh.... if i start blogging about itchiness and being an idiot u know lah hor? :p
hiak hiak hiak...gud luck ler!dun scratch urself in public!better get ready some aloe vera gel o calamine lotion.hahahaha... :)
what hygienic??!!! how messy can it get? i tend to have quite a heavy flow too, but i manage.... besides, why can't you just trim it ot shave... why DEFUZZZ???????????????
anyways...
you can check out my cuz's tattoo website here! and admire MY tattoo! :) cuz did for me!
it's actually the beginning... planning to get my whole back done in stages. :) and i want it all black...
so do u look like a little girl now? hehhe. apparently that turns on some guys (tho, I wouldn't want to date those guys because if they like that u look like a little girl down there, they must be harbouring some paedophillic tendencies. BASTARDS)
is this gettin too explicit?
bren: err... got calamine lotion dy. from the outbreak of chicken pox. hehe
sharon: OMG, my flow is insane lah. describing it here would gross u out even more :p err... honestly? trimmed it before :p what's the difference between shaving n waxing??? i never liked shaving. tried shaving my underarms once, but went back to tweezing, preferred it that way. de-fuzz cos it was free (Malaysian :p) and i've been stressed out for months and wanted self-inflicted pain :p oh gawd, don't repeat that outside of here! :p
davi: yes i do!! precisely why i used the term pre-pubescent! i think patterns would be better. at least not so bare :p nahh :p nothing's too explicit for me. u should hear gynaes' jokes :p n then there's this girl i got to know. she described all her sexual adventures to me in DETAIL. it was gross. i told her i didn't need to know, and don't expect me to SHARE (when i DO experience sex). siao. kissing n all that is fine, u know? general talk is ok. but she described positions, length, diameter, how long it took him (and she told me names too) and herself, etc. etc. and she can talk about sex for HOURS. i almost died... i did the next best thing :p zone out... hehehe.
yerdeh: yar man! paedophiles!! castration!!
dida:yar man..y she tell all one?she think u is oprah is it?wat happened to d beauty of d sexual union?i is old-fashioned,but u may go at it lk rabbits but to tel so much detail...ugh.n u know,if she can remember so much details,dat means she was pretty much letting her concious brain doing most of d work n not "letting go"?i dunno wat i'm trying to say.do u?heheheh.
galant told me ders dis book on sex written by a woman,barbara smth.he says it's beautifully n elegantly written..anyone happen 2 know wat d exact title is?
and oh yeah,since u tweeze before,n experienced regrowth,then wudnt b too bad for u i suppose.
sharon:shaving der blunts d blade pretty quickly...n gillettes not cheap.heheh.
davi&bren: yar! paedophiles should be castrated!! sick sick ppl...
bren: hopefully re-growth not that bad, i is very the scared of in-growns...
she ah! she nuts one lah. must be thinking i is asian oprah... haha...n i think i get what u're trying to say. if a person truly were enjoying sex, they won't remember the details exactly, just the feeling. she thinks she's the hottest thing on two legs la. claims all her sex partners say she gives the best blow jobs ever. i wanted to vomit blood! i wonder why she tells me though, hmm.... not like i got a dick to appreciate what she's trying to tell me :p actually i think she very mechanical, n she prolly gives running commentaries in bed :p
sharon: i want a phoenix :D
dida: i think your friend attention whore. hehe.
guys: i'm sooo over discussing pubic hair. thanks.
oh, oh, except for the story jojo told me about thomas the tan. he exclaimed (very loudly) in tutorial one day when somebody was talking about secondary sexual maturity, that, that "men do not have pubic hair!"
thomas the tan was confused.
muahahahahah!!!
dida: phoenix would be soooo nice! but make sure you have it custom designed because it's quite a popular design...
sharon: LOL.....we so horrid..stil make fun of ppl. :P
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